agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

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trailrnix:

"Free Shipping and 25% off"

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”..on all orders of $200 or more”

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm down

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

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bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via randomstorm)

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)