mulders:

whenever i’m sad i remember i will be alive when woody allen dies

(via missmarlenedietrich)

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

image

Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

(via alice-in-the-tea-party)

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via thec4tspajamas)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via perks-of-being-chinese)

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via l-0-ll)

natallie-dormer:

tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

(via whatatrouper)

annabethchasy:

no matter your sexual orientation if you say you wouldn’t do natalie dormer you’re lying

(via closer-to-the-hurricane)